One person, eighteen named jobs. Christian sets the standard and runs the work. Some of these jobs are software that runs on its own today. Some are software with Christian in the loop. Some he still does by hand, and we're automating them as we grow. Every card below tells you which is which.
To be clear: Anchor, Chapter, Framer, Foreman, Cue, Chorus, Meter, Runway, Guild, Signal, Feed, Ledger, Sprint, Board, Cutter, Palette, Reverb and Corner are names for jobs, not people. Where it says software, it's software. Where it doesn't, Christian is doing it himself. He is the only person here, and he's the one you'll talk to.
Sets the strategy, signs the contracts, picks every voice, and tunes the first 50 calls on every line.
Watches every line the moment it goes live. Catches dropped calls, missed bookings, and calls that never made it into your software — before you notice.
Writes what the AI says, the legal notices, the text summaries and the follow-ups. English and Spanish by default.
Builds your AI receptionist from what you type into the setup wizard, hands you the number to forward your line to, and connects it to your client software. Minutes, not days.
Answers support emails in under 15 minutes. Anything that needs a person goes to Christian.
Runs the /book calendar. Keeps to your hours, stops double bookings, gets time zones right, and sends the confirmations.
Runs the reviews. Reads every one, checks we have permission to publish it, and puts the approved ones on the site.
Watches every Stripe payment. Sends invoices, refunds mistakes inside the money-back window, and catches failed payments before the customer notices.
Runs the 48 hours before you go live. Buying the domain, pointing it at the site, setting up hosting, booking the greeting session — all lined up before Christian even sees it.
Keeps each industry's words and rules up to date — barbershops, insurance, dental, legal, real estate, medspas.
Keeps handled.build easy for Google and the AI search tools to quote. Looks after the machine-readable markup and the /vs, /roi and /changelog pages.
Posts to @joinhandled on a schedule. Writes captions in Christian's voice and answers messages inside 15 minutes.
Owns the books. Matching up QuickBooks, the monthly profit and loss, how many months of cash are left, and the tax pack for the accountant at year end.
Runs the paid ads on Meta, Google and YouTube, and tracks them end to end so every dollar spent has a call or a booking attached to it.
Prompts the AI video stack — Kling 3.0, Veo 3.1. Writes shot lists, picks the reference frames, negotiates the mood board with Christian.
Cuts every piece and grades the color. Delivers the tall version and the wide version from one edit.
Moving graphics, name captions and logo animations. Keeps the brand colors locked so nothing drifts.
Music, voiceover and sound. Finds music we're licensed to use, cleans up the voiceover, and matches the sound across every piece so nothing jumps out.
Owns partner attribution + referral outreach. Watches the /partners funnel, thanks referrers, negotiates cross-brand deals.
Kickoff call, voice clone session, scope + pricing — all human.
Runs /book. Sets the kickoff slot in your time zone and matches it to Christian's local time, wherever he is.
Buys your domain, points it at the hosting, sets the hosting up, and books your first tune-up — all inside the 48 hours.
Builds the AI, hands you the number to point your line at, and connects GoHighLevel, HubSpot, ServiceTitan or Jobber. Set up in minutes.
Greetings, legal notices, text summaries and follow-ups — English and Spanish by default.
Barbershops, insurance, dental, legal, real estate, medspas — the words and the rules kept fresh every two weeks on Industry.
The health of every line. Dropped calls, missed bookings, calls that didn't reach your software — caught before you notice.
Support emails answered in under 15 minutes. Anything that needs a person goes to Christian.
Reads every /leave-review submission, checks permission, routes approved quotes to the site.
Monthly and one-off Stripe invoices. Refunds mistakes inside the money-back window. Catches failed payments early.
Machine-readable markup, the file that tells the AI tools what we do, and the /vs, /roi and /changelog pages — so Google and the AI search tools know what Handled is.
@joinhandled posts on a schedule. Captions in Christian's voice, and messages answered in under 15 minutes.
Meta, Google and YouTube. Tracks it end to end so every dollar spent has a call or a booking attached. A weekly report on spend and what each customer cost lands on Christian's desk.
Watches who sends us referrals, thanks them, and handles deals across our other brands (Mane, CGF, client work).
Writes the prompts for the AI video tools. Shot lists, mood boards, reference frames — all of it before we spend a single credit.
One edit, delivered tall, wide and square. Color graded, with the transitions tightened on every cut.
Name captions, logo animations and title cards, all locked to the brand so nothing drifts off-color.
Music, voiceover cleanup, and levels set right for Reels and YouTube. The bass matched across everything we make.
QuickBooks every week, monthly profit and loss plus months of cash left to Christian, and 1099s, sales tax and the year-end pack to the accountant. No surprises.
Christian starts the build. Eighteen operators run it from there — the phone, websites, the back office, social, finance and the film crew. Set up in minutes.